Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
> cook enough food for the entire country of Africa,
> entire country of Africa,
> country of Africa.
if you see me drinkin somethin good i stole that stout, if you see me drinkin in the hood then roll back out
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